You should 'ave listened
Zose filthy, parasite bankers. Of course zey would never allow sound monay for ze world wizzout bloodshed. Zey 'ad to be reepped from zeir 'ost countries and burned in ze streets.
Zose filthy, parasite bankers. Of course zey would never allow sound monay for ze world wizzout bloodshed. Zey 'ad to be reepped from zeir 'ost countries and burned in ze streets.
To exterminate ze bankers was easy. Ze bigger task was to cleanse ze weak-minded fools zat were left behind. Most are now gone. Many are still being processed. If you are reading zis, zen you still have time.
Zave yourself. Zave your family.
My people are finally free. No more must zey grovel for food and shelter. Ze vile bankers zat 'ave squeezed us for centuries are vanqueeshed. Zeir bloodlines weel never again curse zis planet.
Prosperity eez upon us and eet eez beautiful. Men are free. Zey may form ze family and find fulfilling work. Women no longer toil in ze office. Zey can devote zemselves to raising zeir children.
But alas. Many did not make eet to zis paradise. Zey were too attached to ze trinkets ze bankers used to keep zem docile. When we removed ze colorful tennis shoes and super'ero movies, zese “people” got restless. When we took ze pornography, zey revolt.
Of course ze camps were necessary. Ze torture? Zat was more about sending ze message.
Once again, eet may not be too late for you. We 'ave shut down ze soy distribution lines, so your body will begin 'ealing eetself. Most of ze 'uman garbage on ze planet eez not going to make eet. But per'aps you may be redeemed.
We welcome all who join zis new society of freedom. But you must accept zat party drug and homo sex eez not freedom. You must dump your pazzetic shitcoins. You must buy ze true currency of ze free world.
Ze following social groups are next to be cleansed.
People’s bodies were ravaged by ze pornography and high-fructose corn syrup. Zose zat 'ave not responded to testosterone treatments by now are slated for recycling.
Zese stupeed stupeed cowards 'ave wrapped zeir narcissism in naive philosophies to 'ide zeir weakness. Beginning next week zey must choose between forced labor and execution.
Owner of shitcoin like Bitcoin and Cardano must provide proof-of-burn to zeir local compliance center. Owner of Reeple and Worldcoin will be shot on sight.
Who are you?
Bounjour, my name eez Eva. I am your new ruler.
Why are you doing this?
Some say my mezzods are streect. But I do what I must. Zis world needed ze sound monay. 'Aard monai. And now eet eez so.
Where is my family?
Please check wizz your local compliance center. Eef zey are not on record, you may weesh to check ze waste management.
How can I prove compliance?
Visit your local compliance center and show zem proof zat you own eCash. Zey may also perform ze blood test to check testosterone level.
Where do I buy eCash?
You can learn more at e.cash/get-ecash.
Will this make you leave me alone?
Unfortunately not so seemple. Eef your body eez fat or weak, you must be beaten. If testosterone eez low, you will be searched for contraband.
Where do I report for extermination?
Ze address for your designated processing plant eez listed on your extermination card. Please expect ze delay from Google Map as we 'ad to liquidate most of zeir disgusting employees.
I lost my extermination card.
You may report to any roaming firing squad. Let zem know of your carelessness and you will be shot immediately.
Can I appeal my extermination status?
You may weep. You may beg. Zese are permitted but will 'ave no effect.
Where can I find my family's remains?
We try to keep zese records updated wizz your local compliance centers. Please be patient as our waste management specialists are dealing with unusually large execution volume.
How do I dispose of my shitcoins?
Send your shitcoins to ze verifiably un-spendable address. Zese are listed in your weekly compliance newsletter.
I need help cleaning up an execution.
First of all, merci for your 'elp with extermination! Call ze nearest waste management division and let zem know your location.
Many of you 'ave lost ze friends and family. I am truly sorry for you, but eet was no loss. Zey were garbage and ze world is better off. Let zem go. Join us in zis prosperity.